Many Are Cold, but Few Are Frozen

David Lawrence's personal blog

Women advertising their unavailability

Evil has crept into Facebook. I've noticed that women, some of whom I've known for years, have put their boyfriends and husbands in their profile pictures. It crushes my spirit.

I object on several fronts. First, I object to their complete and absolute unavailability being broadcasted globally on the Internet. It's just not fair. I mean, they already live super far away from Mongolia, way out of my reach. Even if they were the easiest girls in the world, and I were the most savvy seducer on the planet with a suitcase full of Viagra and divorce papers in my pocket, I'm just too far away. I can't compete. So why rub salt in the wound?

Secondly, we have to consider the Dark Side. Why do these girls have to project their identities with a MAN? Doesn't it imply that they're not whole without a mate? I shudder. I wouldn't want my daughter to include a man (especially when she's only five years old) on her (yet-to-be-created) Facebook profile.

So I beg my many female friends: please don't include pictures of your mates in your Facebook profiles. Be free, be independent. Don't torture all of us guys who adore you.

Please...