Evil has crept into Facebook. I've noticed that women, some of whom I've known for years, have put their boyfriends and husbands in their profile pictures. It crushes my spirit.
I object on several fronts. First, I object to their complete and absolute unavailability being broadcasted globally on the Internet. It's just not fair. I mean, they already live super far away from Mongolia, way out of my reach. Even if they were the easiest girls in the world, and I were the most savvy seducer on the planet with a suitcase full of Viagra and divorce papers in my pocket, I'm just too far away. I can't compete. So why rub salt in the wound?
Secondly, we have to consider the Dark Side. Why do these girls have to project their identities with a MAN? Doesn't it imply that they're not whole without a mate? I shudder. I wouldn't want my daughter to include a man (especially when she's only five years old) on her (yet-to-be-created) Facebook profile.
So I beg my many female friends: please don't include pictures of your mates in your Facebook profiles. Be free, be independent. Don't torture all of us guys who adore you.