Many Are Cold, but Few Are Frozen

David Lawrence's personal blog

Blood Water

My plumber's name is Norman

We have freaky plumbing in our house. Sometimes, when I turn on the tap, I get a gassy explosion followed by red water. It's not so bad in the sink, but it's awful in the toilet because the redness settles everywhere and is hard to clean. Guests might think we never clean them.

But I like it when I take a shower. It looks a little bit like Psycho.